Pongy Poem – Top Dog Turf

16 Nov Pongy Poem – Top Dog Turf

I do beg your pardon,

But what’s that smell coming from your garden?

It’s my artificial lawn I think,

My pups pee pee makes it stink.

Whilst I do appreciate

That they have to urinate,

It’s in my judgement

that it’s really quite re’pug’nant.

Top Dog Turf have got the solution

To the cause of the pollution

They’ll give your lawn a new leash of life

And put an end to your stinky strife.